holiday productivity:

take two measures organic espresso. grind a generous measure fresh, boil water in kettle, then poil boiling water over grinds in french press. heat almond milk while coffee is steeping, heat cup with leftover boiled water, and mix within as desired. add lavender-infused honey if you have a sweet tooth (which i do).

nom carob squares from a local organic bakery which your lovely roommate thoughtfully bought for you while writing greeting cards from your neighborhood stationary store to everyone you know with a pretty pretty fountain pen. (i drew a cartoon penis in one. it makes sense if you know the people it’s heading to.)

knit up a storm since you have like five presents to finish still for everyone you know. (insert hyperventilation here).

throw diligence to the winds and go play with your new hoop since it is a beautiful sunny day and you soon must bartend at a catering gig at the cbc.